Byrnes is Better Than Gaffney

[chief shooting bull]

Michael of the North, there is hope for you. From your words I see that you want to enter into the Kingdom of Byrnes. With me all is possible, you only need to call my name and you will be shielded from the pain and destruction of your evil nation. Refuse and the nectar of your trees will become bitter and you will suffer from unquenchable eternal thirst. The time draws near Michael of the North. Call on my name, sing my praises for I AM BYRNES.

This guy is an artist, the likes we havent seen on either board since RAMM and his Duncan waffle house posts vanished. Enjoy this gentlemen, its like watching Herschel run, Jordan dunk, Jenna Jameson su....well you know. Bravo...bravo!!

[BYRNES#1]

Michael of the North, there is hope for you. From your words I see that you want to enter into the Kingdom of Byrnes. With me all is possible, you only need to call my name and you will be shielded from the pain and destruction of your evil nation. Refuse and the nectar of your trees will become bitter and you will suffer from unquenchable eternal thirst. The time draws near Michael of the North. Call on my name, sing my praises for I AM BYRNES.

This guy is an artist, the likes we havent seen on either board since RAMM and his Duncan waffle house posts vanished. Enjoy this gentlemen, its like watching Herschel run, Jordan dunk, Jenna Jameson su....well you know. Bravo...bravo!!

LMBO!!!!! You aint kidding CSB, this dude it killing it.

[racincowboy02]

I have to give him credit he is very articulate and pretty funny i just gotta remember he is talkin smack and not get mad lol which will be pretty easy to do i stil say it is somebody we know

[BentleyIsGod]

All of the northern tribe know of me, but many refuse to accept me. The day is near when you will all bend a knee to me and acknowledge my greatness or perish in the glorious battle which is to come.

Hear my truth, sing my praises, for I am your father, I AM BYRNES.

[racincowboy02]

Looks like this injun and several others will either parrish as you say will happen or we will be triumphant and you will be leaving with your tail between your legs lol as Byrnes goes down and the mythical national title yall so badly want will be gone

[BYRNES#1]

BentleyisGod RCB seems to be to far gone but I ask that his demise be quick & painless, he's a good hearted person but his brain has been altered beyond repair. I hear smoking to much on the piece pipe will do that.
Hopefully others will not suffer his fate & open their eyes to the light & what is right, your mercy thus far has been noble & is to be commended. It shows you are reasonable & loving to give these people an opportunity to get right in their hearts before its to late.

[SF Band dad]

All of the northern tribe know of me, but many refuse to accept me. The day is near when you will all bend a knee to me and acknowledge my greatness or perish in the glorious battle which is to come.

Hear my truth, sing my praises, for I am your father, I AM BYRNES.

Hey BIG,
You might want to turn your attention to the golden Norse tribe. Millucifer has rejected your kingdom and assumed their command. One of their jesters has filled with false pride and has been taken with fever. He's been running around, spouting his bile and attempting to proselytize, generally just annoying everyone. You should consider putting him on your "smite" list or at least throw some famine and pestilence their way.

[BentleyIsGod]

I hear your prayer my son. Your concern for the inferior uncivilized nation to the north will be considered. I have been watching you for many years. I have seen your devotion to me. I have watched as you defended me from the blasphemy cast toward me. I have watched as you were attacked in my name by those who called you terrible things and made derogatory remarks about your stature. Just know this, the smallest among my devotees will be the greatest in the kingdom of Byrnes.

I have offered this redemption to the northern tribe because I see that in their heart of hearts they all want to join the Kingdom of Byrnes. I have not offered this to others because they are truly not worthy. The vikings of old will be destroyed in the beginning of the end. Those who are cavalier in their faith will not even know that the end has happened because they will only be informed by an email that arrives too late. The strongest of the lowlands will be condemned to crawl on their bellies like reptiles for eternity. All the animals of the earth, bulldogs, Cats, Wolverines, and all others will fall upon the ground at my feet and obey my command.

Hear my truth, sing my praises, for I AM Byrnes.

[BYRNES#1]

I hear your prayer my son. Your concern for the inferior uncivilized nation to the north will be considered..

WHOA!!! WHOA!!! WHOA!! Don't take it easy on the entire nation oh great one, just RCB & Joey123. Those that mock us with the name of Ducks should be pounded unmercifully for eternity, a non stop barrage of pain & suffering poured all over their head would not be enough punishment for their mockery of the EMPIRE & YOU.

These infidels should be used to set an example to anyone that feels a need to oppose our superiority & fame

[racincowboy02]

I appreciate the kind words B1

Bentley what do I have to do to be spared by the awful wrath that is coming to all that don't believe