DEAR FOOTBALL SANTA, EARLY XMAS REQUEST

[CITYSLICKER]

EARLY FOOTBALL SANTA AS I JUST FINISHED MY 600TH STAGS GAME AND SINCE I HAVE BEEN REALLY GOOD UP TO THIS POINT. WELL, I DONT HAVE ANY COOKIES BUT A HOT TO GO BOX OF KRISPY KREME DONUTS READY FOR OLD GREAT SANTA.ALSO SANTA, I WILL BE 68 IN JANUARY AND THIS COULD BE AN EARLY BIRTHDAY PRESENT TOO. I NEED AND AM HUNGRY FOR ONE MORE BERKELEY STAGS CHAMPIONSHIP FOR THE ICING ON MY CAKE. SEE SANTA, ITS BEEN LIKE EIGHT LONG YEARS SINCE MY WILLIE B CELEBRATION AND I KNOW ITS USUALLY A 10 TEN YEAR RUN TO ANOTHER TITLE. I MUST BEG YOU EARLY XMAS SANTA FOR THE BLOOD PRESSURE RELIEF AND GRANT MY BELOVED STAGS JUST 3 MORE WINS AND LIKE YOU DID WHEN WE MEET THE MIGHTY PASS HAPPY NORTHWESTERN TROJANS AND WERE NOT EVEN THOUGHT TO BE ABLE TO SURVIVE WORLEY AND FRIENDS. JUST GIVE US A SHOT TO ONCE AGAIN SHOCK THE WORLD AND PUT THEM MULES BACK TO PASTUREI WOULD MAYBE MAKE IT TWO BOXES OF ASSORTED DONUTS. THANK YOU MY EARLY FOOTBALL SANTA, YOU KNOW I BELIEVE SANTA.

[EHSMeanGreen]

Why is it, when I read this......It just sounds like Ricky Bobby in my mind!

SLICK: Dear Lord "Bambi" Jesus...

https://youtu.be/VQmz5699DPQ?t=11

[CITYSLICKER]

THANK YOU BABY JESUS

[CITYSLICKER]

THANKS , SANTA, MILK AND COOKIES FOR YOU, NEED A HARTSVILLE WIN

[GoBigGreen]

You must have been a good boy Slick! Something about that just does not make sense.

[CITYSLICKER]

LET THEM RED DOGS NOT TAKE US SERIOUSLY, AS MUCH AS I WANTED TO GET AWAY FROM THE STREAK, DAMN IF I AINT ALREADY DREAMING ABOUT 2018 CAUSE WE GOT MOST EVERYBODY BACK.

[Tigerific]

5A a waits the stags. Different level my friend

[CITYSLICKER]

NOT IN THAT CONFERENCE WE ARE IN, SADFORT, CHOKING CREEK, RICH BOY WANDOE AND SNAKEBAY, LOSER JIMBO ISLAND. IT LOOKS LIKE AN EASIER YEAR. LOSER

[Tigerific]

Ours is easier than that but you won't make it past the second round clown

[Tigerific]

Can I put in my request for football Santa? I want a new football coach that can carry us to the promised land