- VAMP HAS FINALLY RUN ME OFF AND GREAT ASS FORT DUMMY. TOO MUCH BRAGGING ABOUT SOUTH FLO WITH A DAMN MEXICAN BANDBABY, HELL EVEN A GREEN WEENIE RUNS THIS SORRY PLACE, I WANT TO DO A BOOBY KNIGHT AND BE BURIED FACEDOWN WHERE YOU ALL CAN KISS MY BEAUTIFUL BUTT
BYE YALL
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This reminded me of a Little Johnny joke:
Been A Dick Donald was visiting a class in an elementary school where they are talking about words and meanings.
The teacher asks him if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word “tragedy”.
So he asks the class for an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers, “if my best friend who lives on a farm is playing in a field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that’d be a tragedy.”
“Not quite”, says Mango Mussolini, “that would be an accident.”
A little girl raises her hand: “if a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.”
“I’m afraid not,” explained Orange Pinocchio. “That’s what we would call a great loss.”
The room goes silent. Donnie Small Hands searches the room. “Isn’t there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy? “
Finally at the back of the room, little Johnny raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, “If Air Force One, carrying you was struck by a missile and blown to smithereens; that would be a tragedy.”
“Fantastic!” exclaimed Cadet Bone Spur. “That’s right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?”
“Well’, said little Johnny, “because it sure as hell wouldn’t be a great loss and it damn sure wouldn't be an accident either.”
Been A Dick Donald was visiting a class in an elementary school where they are talking about words and meanings.
The teacher asks him if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word “tragedy”.
So he asks the class for an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers, “if my best friend who lives on a farm is playing in a field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that’d be a tragedy.”
“Not quite”, says Mango Mussolini, “that would be an accident.”
A little girl raises her hand: “if a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.”
“I’m afraid not,” explained Orange Pinocchio. “That’s what we would call a great loss.”
The room goes silent. Donnie Small Hands searches the room. “Isn’t there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy? “
Finally at the back of the room, little Johnny raises his hand. In a quiet voice he says, “If Air Force One, carrying you was struck by a missile and blown to smithereens; that would be a tragedy.”
“Fantastic!” exclaimed Cadet Bone Spur. “That’s right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?”
“Well’, said little Johnny, “because it sure as hell wouldn’t be a great loss and it damn sure wouldn't be an accident either.”
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I'm on my way with duct tape and a shovel.
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Possible line of the year LOL
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CITYSLICKER wrote: ↑Thu Oct 20, 2022 10:58 am
- VAMP HAS FINALLY RUN ME OFF AND GREAT ASS FORT DUMMY. TOO MUCH BRAGGING ABOUT SOUTH FLO WITH A DAMN MEXICAN BANDBABY, HELL EVEN A GREEN WEENIE RUNS THIS SORRY PLACE
It is the utmost honor to be included with such hall of fame members of the skeleton crew.
I shall never lament the inclusion into such an esteemed group as wavefan70’s, BandDad, and GoBigGreen
Welcome back SLICK! Jason Vorhees ain’t got nothin on you!
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